Know Your Hymns
Dentist's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . . . . Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn . . . . . . . . There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . .Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn . . . . . . . .Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn . . . . . . . . . Open My Eyes That I Might See
IRS Agent's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . . I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . Pass It On
Electrician's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . .Send the Light
Shopper's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . . . Sweet Bye and Bye
Realtor's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . . . . I've Got a Mansion
Massage Therapist's Hymn . . . . . . He Touched Me
Doctor's Hymn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Great Physician
For those who like to surpass the speed limit:
~ 45 mph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . God Will Take Care of You
~ 65 mph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Near My God to Thee
~ 85 mph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This World is Not My Home
~ 95 mph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lord, I'm Coming Home
~ 100 mph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Precious Memories
Lord, give me a sense of humor,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
Blessings,
Bobby Valentine
Thursday, November 16, 2006
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How very cool!
Great job. We have to learn to laugh with and at ourselves sometimes. Some many of us just lack that quality.
Rev. T.J.Jackson
www.Revtjjackson.wordpress.com
Love them!
The first joke I ever made up was:
Q: "What's the baker's favorite hymn?"
A: "I Knead Thee Every Hour"
Hey, give me a break; I was about 5 at the time.
---Tim
Great stuff. It's good to have a humorous post everyonce in a while.
I just use humorous profile pics.
Take care.
These are really good! I hope all is well for you up there.
*giggle*
Did you do these on your own or were they e-mailed to you? Either way, they are GREAT :-D
You are just too funny, Bobby! Really needed this touch of humor today, and thanks for providing it!
OK, I am trying to think of one for the Mortgage Lender that I am....but these are all good.
maybe....I know the Lord Will Make A Way for Me.....
Those were good. Not "too scholarly".
That was pretty good.
Blogger's hymns:
I Love to Tell the Story
Wonderful Words of Life
And when writers' block strikes:
Silent Night
Funny stuff Bobby!
For Donna:
I've Got a Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
I Owed A Debt I Could Not Pay
Jesus Paid it All
Can you think of a good one for a librarian or a court reporter?
What about "I Saw One A Hanging On A Tree" for the KKK?
Ummm... I thinked I stepped over that line.
How about "Minister's Hymn just before Elders' Meeting:
"Troublesome Times Are Here."
Great Bobby. I love them.
then you have the misunderstood hymns
"Bringing in the Sheets" which, of course, refers to doing laundry
"Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me" not sure who andy is
"Are you sowing the seed of the King's Dumb Brother? I didn't even know the king had a brother
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